Introducing the Remington 870 Express Magnum (HD)
6 round magazine
"Chk-chak" sound effect
Oh yah, I can't wait to get the range to try this puppy out.
Offended? Intrigued? Contact my manager.
Here begins your journey into the mind of everybody's favorite asian, and I don't mean Jet Li.
What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
Welcome... to the Chu.