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Thursday, March 23, 2006
 I Take Tests: Nerd, Geek, or Dork?    [L]

Once again, I prove my superiority over Joel by having a higher Nerd and Geek score, yet still being less of a Dork.
Joe Normal
43 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 0% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.


If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 23% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 68% on geekosity
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You scored higher than 0% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

that's bogus. You rigged that test. There's no way you could get a 0% on your dork rating. I think you plugged in the numbers you wanted.

By Blogger Joel, at 3/23/2006 03:42:00 PM      

Impugn my honor?

How dare you!


(I shall win by virtue of dodging up and left, and avoiding Joel's miscalibrated aim)

By Blogger Chu, at 3/23/2006 03:55:00 PM      

Pure Dork

You scored higher than 12% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 52% on geekosity
You scored higher than 94% on dork points

No way u got 0% on dork Phil....internet friends/socializing doesn't count in real life!

By Anonymous Jeff, at 3/23/2006 04:38:00 PM      

Scalawags! Your jealousy is revealed for all to see.

By Blogger Chu, at 3/23/2006 04:41:00 PM      

i think they left off the Queer section in that test....where Phillus would have ranked a 99%

By Anonymous jeffy, at 3/23/2006 05:49:00 PM      

Jeff, you're so flaming, Hollywood used your high-school diaries as the basis for Brokeback Mountain.

By Blogger Chu, at 3/23/2006 06:04:00 PM      

That may be true...however..u played a large part in those diaries ;-)

By Anonymous Jeff, at 3/23/2006 06:13:00 PM      

43 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 21% Dork

Phil, I would have guessed you a 25% for sure. Have you changed that much over the last year?

By Anonymous Lee, at 3/24/2006 05:28:00 PM      

39 % Nerd, 8% Geek, 17% Dork

I guess I have to be a bit of a nerd to be a scientist, right?

By Blogger Scott, at 3/28/2006 02:36:00 PM      

^^^ speak up ^^^