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    Here begins your journey into the mind of everybody's favorite asian, and I don't mean Jet Li.
What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
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Monday, October 16, 2006
 Today's Top 10: Bengals    [L]

The Top 10 things rougher than yesterday's bogus roughing-the-passer foul against the Bengals during the Bengals/Buccaneers game:
  1. Kittens fighting
  2. Cub Scouts' Pinewood Derby
  3. National Spelling Bee
  4. Calculus Midterm
  5. Going over a larger-than-usual speedbump at less than 20mph
  6. Dentist appointment
  7. The ball pit at a McDonald's playground
  8. The Rock, Paper, Scissors National Championship
  9. Valentine's Day-themed Charades
  10. The mosh pit at the Lilith Fair

Yeah, we're all pissed off.

11) Rosie O'Donnell sex scene.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/16/2006 12:59:00 PM      

12) 2 blind kids in a pillow fight...

maybe he should have went for the knee...since apparently destroying someone's acl doesn't constitute a penalty...

By Blogger chad o, at 10/17/2006 12:27:00 AM      

i concur. especially about number nine. i would guess that i shall not experience a valentine's day with as much laughter as the last.

By Blogger lauren, at 10/17/2006 02:25:00 PM      

^^^ speak up ^^^