Friday, May twenty-third, of the Year Of Our Lord two-thousand and three
is the SLOWEST DAY EVER.
Offended? Intrigued? Contact my manager.
Here begins your journey into the mind of everybody's favorite asian, and I don't mean Jet Li.
What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
Welcome... to the Chu.
Friday, May 23, 2003
I'm going to make it official [L]