Dear Mr. Network Executive,
I think we need a new mega-reality show. One that will put your network over the top.
People are getting tired of the simple formulas that inspire trauma-based shows (Fear Factor, Scare Tactics), touchy-feely self-improvement tripe (The Swan, The Biggest Loser), or even surrounding-improvement programming (Monster House, Trading Spaces) or transportation-makeover episodes (Pimp My Ride, Overhaulin').
No, what we want, what we need, is a new ultra-reality show that combines the best elements of all the shows above.
Pimp My Bride. Seriously. Hear me out.
Offended? Intrigued? Contact my manager.
Here begins your journey into the mind of everybody's favorite asian, and I don't mean Jet Li.
What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
Welcome... to the Chu.
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
I can't stand most Reality TV shows... [L]
But I might make an exception for this one - Pimp My Bride: