According to the highly scientific Death Test at OkCupid
According to our research, you'll be dead by
- probable cause -
| AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: || 72.5 years |
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
|WHY YOU DIE?|
| 56% || heart attack |
| 24% || car accident |
| 13% || loneliness |
| 5% || drowning of the lungs |
| 2% || wounds |
| You have 19802.6 days left on this earth. |
| You've already lived 32% of your life.|
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 746467 test takers.
| 17% smoke. |
| 42% have health insurance. |
| 5% eat a lot of nice beef. |
| 39% hold in farts. |
| 13% are impressed with themselves. |
| The top cause of death among relatives was cancer. |
| The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure. |
|The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.|
Hmm, that's funny, I would've thought I had at least a 10% chance of death by ninja.
Also, maybe I should stop holding in my farts. All that back pressure can't be good for the long-term viability of the seals.