According to the highly scientific
Death Test at OkCupid:
According to our research, you'll be dead by
- probable cause -
heart attack |
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AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: | 72.5 years |
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
| WHY YOU DIE? | 56% | heart attack | 24% | car accident | 13% | loneliness | 5% | drowning of the lungs | 2% | wounds |
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You have 19802.6 days left on this earth. |
You've already lived 32% of your life. |
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 746467 test takers.
| 17% smoke. |
| 42% have health insurance. |
| 5% eat a lot of nice beef. |
| 39% hold in farts. |
| 13% are impressed with themselves. |
| The top cause of death among relatives was cancer. |
| The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure. |
| The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel. |
Hmm, that's funny, I would've thought I had at least a 10% chance of death by ninja.
Also, maybe I should stop holding in my farts. All that back pressure can't be good for the long-term viability of the seals.
So I ran the test and I'm slated to die in 2061 at the age of 81 from Cancer at 54% chance. That doesn't sound so good, but I wonder if it will be a long term deal or something that takes place rather quickly...
By Joel, at 9/24/2005 04:19:00 PM
Thanks for the link Chu. Looks like I'll be around till Sep 2054 - death due to cancer as well(60%). You guys will come to my funeral, right?
By Anonymous, at 9/27/2005 01:25:00 PM
^^^ speak up ^^^