So you say you wear blue helmets and sit in bunkers, observing as people kill each other?
That, that's right. Sometimes we give one side information about the other, if their enemy is Israel.
But you don't disarm anyone and don't actually have the strength to enforce any sort of peace or treaties?
We keep the peace, we're the last, best hope of mankind to stop the violence.
Well, then I gotta ask, then how exactly are you keeping peace if you don't, you know, do anything?
Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, the flag of the UN stands for peace and our presence reminds them of the world's opinion. We stand for peace.
You physically stand in their way?
Well, no, the, the, US or UK does the actual fighting, if there is any to be done
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What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
What if... the Bobs from OfficeSpace interviewed the UN?