BOB SLYDELL
So you say you wear blue helmets and sit in bunkers, observing as people kill each other?

UN PEACEKEEPER
That, that's right. Sometimes we give one side information about the other, if their enemy is Israel.

BOB SLYDELL
But you don't disarm anyone and don't actually have the strength to enforce any sort of peace or treaties?

UN PEACEKEEPER
We keep the peace, we're the last, best hope of mankind to stop the violence.

BOB PORTER
Well, then I gotta ask, then how exactly are you keeping peace if you don't, you know, do anything?

TOM
Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, the flag of the UN stands for peace and our presence reminds them of the world's opinion. We stand for peace.

BOB SLYDELL
You physically stand in their way?

UN PEACEKEEPER
Well, no, the, the, US or UK does the actual fighting, if there is any to be done

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