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    Here begins your journey into the mind of everybody's favorite asian, and I don't mean Jet Li.
What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
 Jumping on the Bondwagon    [L]

I must admit, I was pretty skeptical about the quality of the new Bond and the new Bond movie (Casino Royale).

I mean, come on:

Him?? A BOND? His face looks like 2 miles of bad road.

He's terrified of guns
The star told Britain's OK! magazine: "I hate handguns. They are used to shooting people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other.

He didn't know how to drive a manual

He got his two front teeth knocked out during a stunt fight with a lowly henchman

He whines about getting sunburnt

He can't stop eating dumplings and ruins his girlish figure

YET, despite all this, the trailers for the new movie look completely kick-ass.

The reviews are glowing.

Yup, they've done it, in spite of the actor's general non-Bondishness. I'll go see the movie.

Well, he is just an actor, not a trained assassin.

By Blogger Roci, at 11/17/2006 12:18:00 PM      

^^^ speak up ^^^