To: Chipotle Investor Relations
As a loyal customer, it occurred to me that if I want to ensure that Chipotle's longevity, then perhaps I should help out and buy some stock. So I did.
But, as a loyal customer (and now part owner), I have to wonder if there's any sort of extra benefits to being a stockowner.
Like say, one free burrito per year per 2 shares of stock, or something like that :) For me, that would be 14 free burritos a year, which may sound like a lot until you consider that I probably consume 65 of your burritos per year.
Anyways, consider it? :)
Their response:
Thanks for your interest in Chipotle, and for being a Chipotle
stockholder. Unfortunately, stock ownership does not come with any kind
of free burrito benefits. That's just not possible.
Best...
Awww....
Labels: humor
Not possible or not probable? I don't see how sticking a couple of stock holder coupons in the mail is impossible.
If they were smart, they could use this as a way to grab a few headlines and up their stock in the process.
By Keith Walker, at 2/12/2008 11:12:00 AM
^^^ speak up ^^^