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    Here begins your journey into the mind of everybody's favorite asian, and I don't mean Jet Li.
What follows is the somewhat inane, mostly irrelevant, and self-important ramblings of a man on the brink of madness.
Welcome... to the Chu.

Monday, February 11, 2008
 It was worth a shot    [L]

To: Chipotle Investor Relations

As a loyal customer, it occurred to me that if I want to ensure that Chipotle's longevity, then perhaps I should help out and buy some stock. So I did.

But, as a loyal customer (and now part owner), I have to wonder if there's any sort of extra benefits to being a stockowner.

Like say, one free burrito per year per 2 shares of stock, or something like that :) For me, that would be 14 free burritos a year, which may sound like a lot until you consider that I probably consume 65 of your burritos per year.

Anyways, consider it? :)

Their response:
Thanks for your interest in Chipotle, and for being a Chipotle
stockholder. Unfortunately, stock ownership does not come with any kind
of free burrito benefits. That's just not possible.

Best...


Awww....

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Not possible or not probable? I don't see how sticking a couple of stock holder coupons in the mail is impossible.

If they were smart, they could use this as a way to grab a few headlines and up their stock in the process.

By Blogger Keith Walker, at 2/12/2008 11:12:00 AM      


^^^ speak up ^^^


Wednesday, December 19, 2007
 Fred Thompson: Kill, Protect, Punch.    [L]



I'll try and get some more substantial posts up soon. I feel like it's finally time to start talking politics - I hate that the political cycle is now 24/7/365 instead of every 2 years for a couple of months.

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Monday, April 09, 2007
 Ever wonder what the easter bunny does on the other 364 days of the year?    [L]

An oldie but a goodie:

Blatantly stolen from Ace

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Thank you for this post and the last post; they both made me chuckle!

By Blogger James McCauley, at 4/09/2007 05:35:00 PM      


clearly a well rounded fighter. the easter bunny displayed his submission skills (rear naked choke), striking skills (wicked right cross), and ground and pound via full mount.

war easter bunny!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/09/2007 08:34:00 PM      


Ahhhh. My favorite YouTube video ever. I truly enjoy the sack full of pool-balls.

By Blogger Doug, at 12/10/2007 02:14:00 PM      


^^^ speak up ^^^


 Har!    [L]

A 2006 study by Clemson University found that the average American walks about 900 Miles per year.

Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 Gallons of beer per year.

That means, on average, Americans get 41 MPG.

Not bad!
Blatantly stolen from RNS

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